I am 21 years old.
I'm not married, nor do I have kids at this age, because I have self control.
I am a college student, and constantly bored when I refuse to do my homework.
Whenever I'm bored I turn to the internet for knowledg...
...I end up looking at pornography and downloading music.
My toughest decisions are when I have to choose between Madden, Call of Duty 4, and Netflix.
When I'm not high or drunk off mom and dad's buck, I'm probably sleeping.
I'm in debt to my friends for rent, meals, and various leisurely activities because I don't have a job.
I can't find a job because I'm a lazy piece of shit who would rather sit at home and listen to shitty music.
I am in for a rude awakening.
I am a dick.
Occupy my anus.
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