Adam Kapa is a douche.

Ugh, so about how I love getting wasted with my parents.  We're out on the main strip in Newark, doing the damn thang, and we see this outrageous line to get into a mediocre bar(I will never buy into the Klondike Kate's hype).  In this line, I shit you not I see TWO adult males wearing "FREE WEEZY" shirts, with that gremlin-lookin motherfucker on the front. 
You're shitting me, right? 

I don't understand this baffling phenomena of wearing "FREE *your favorite shitty incarcerated rapper*" t shirts.  At what point do these goons confuse fashion for ludicrous political statements that turn these priviledged yuppies into anarchists?  Do you really want anarchy?  Then let that dickhead run around with his guns and let him MURDER ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!  Are you for serious?  OK, we'll wear a shirt for an average rapper completely guilty of carrying guns illegaly but we won't wear shit for a miscarriage of justice where 3 kids from West Memphis are wrongfully accused of buttfucking and murdering a toddler?  We, as humans, would rather the innocent death metal kids go to prison, than the obviously guilty rapper?  Fuck off and die, white America. 

Dont' worry though, folks,  these kids are just SWAGGIN THA FUCK OUT!!!  Look, I understand that we all bite our "style"/"attitude"/etc from somewhere, I am very aware that originality is on it's last legs as far as wardrobes and lifestyles go.  We sample everything from somewhere else, even when I think I'm cute for wearing a band tee from some really shitty hardcore band you haven't heard of, I'm just imitating.  We're wearing someone else's shit, no biggie... but apparently suburbia turned that into swag.  Do NOT get me wrong, there are some real dudes out there swaggin' out(I see you Based God! FUCKMYBITCH?), but in this case imitation is the sincerest form of pop culture rape/homicide. 

check this verb out: SWAGGER to conduct oneself in an arrogant or superciliously pompous manner; especially : to walk with an air of overbearing self-confidence

They actually used the word "pompous" in that, unreal. 
Can we keep it up though?  Can we possibly allow these assholes to run around in our Business Communications courses flaunting the fact that they don't want to obey simple gun control laws?  Fuck those faux-hipsters.  I dunno about you, but I'm sick as shit of seeing a picture of someone in appropriate concert gear taken from their mac, and having some aspect of the word "swag" be incorporated into it.  If taking pictures of yourself from your mac was cool, THEN NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES WOULDN'T BE DOING IT!!!!  But really,  I can't go off on hipsters right now, they're a different sport, and boy howdy, do I hate hipsters.



Remember when you were on Degrassi?  Eat a dick.



Bottom line, this shit needs to stop.  I understand that you want your favorite rapper of all time to put out your next favorite song of all time, but don't act like the law of the United States of America doesn't apply to your favorite asshole.  Normally I don't give a shit what anyone wears as long as it isn't too offensive(bleeding vaginas are usually where I call it quits), I can deal with it.. but being offensive and being an idiot aren't even remotely similar.  It's just starting to chaff my buns when I see these jokers run around in these trendy tee's making a fool of themselves.  I'm just a cynical asshole though.  What the fuck do I know?



Free this motherfucker instead,

Forever jacking off to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth eating applesauce,

JoeyG